Bonus #147 - Cheeks Brothers Vol. 1: In the Valley of the Kush [PATREON PREVIEW]

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Stavros Halkias

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🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Consigliere and spiritual guide of Stavvy Baby Enterprises, Mr. Cheeks AKA The Cheeksman, returns to usher Stav and Eldis to the mystical Valley of the Kush. In this exciting new subseries, unlike any other done before on the pod, the boys go to The Cheeks Zone, but with kush a la Kush Brothers, to discuss questions that have confounded man for all of time (what is light?), explore formative childhood experiences, and talk about who beat who in Mario Tennis and Mario Kart. Mr. Cheeks, Stav and Eldy help callers including a guy who really hates his coworker’s aspiring cop boyfriend, and an Albanian who wants to protect his son from viral Albanian conspiracies like the meme that George Washington was Albanian.

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0:00.0	Hi, Stavi.
0:02.0	I'm a big fan, super excited to get to call you today.
0:07.0	It was something that I think is kind of fun.
0:10.0	So I recently discovered through a guy that I was dating that I might have a special kind of niche kink. I'm a, I'm a big girl, BBW, and I like having my belly played with.
0:30.6	Whoa.
0:31.6	And I also like being fed, like hand fed.
0:35.6	Yeah, yummy, yummy treats.
0:44.7	So it's, uh, it's weird because I, um, I was never into this before and now it's pretty much like mostly what I care about.
0:47.8	And I want a date.
0:49.5	And in fact, I am in the early stages of seeing someone.
0:54.1	Um, and I haven't told him anything about this yet.
0:56.7	We've been on six dates.
0:58.2	We haven't had sex.
0:59.3	You know, we've made out a little bit, but that's about it.
1:04.4	You're an undercover freak, and you haven't even so much to suck dick in six dates?
1:10.7	I think that's common.
1:12.1	To not fucking six days?
1:13.2	Some people just have a harder shell. And once you get past it, then they're like... No, no, but I'm saying six. Six is a lot. Six is a lot. I mean, am I being a prudier? No, I don't think it's prudish. I think it's a lot. getting, I would even say, I would eat, five to me is kind of like a reasonable, you know what I mean?
1:29.6	Like, especially it's like, I mean, maybe these are very casual dates. Yeah, you could be counting like the coffee you got or whatever. Six is like. We'll give the benefit of the doubt. Six that we've only made out a little is a little strange because I can see like going on a couple dates, making out, not fucking whatever. But I agree with you. She does touch on. She does hammer her a helmet a little strange. Because I can see, like, going a couple dates, making out, not fucking whatever, but... I agree with you. She does touch on, she does hammer her home a little bit more. Keep going. Yeah, let's just hear her out. Very shy, very sweet, super, like, skinny, nerdy guy, exactly what I'm into. Hell, I mean, this is... Pause this. I've seen... I worry've seen the anime club a lot.
2:03.3	Oh, yeah.
2:04.3	Jack Skellington, a nice BBW.
2:06.6	That's my favorite.
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