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Stavvy's World

Bonus #139 - Live Call Show Vol. 29 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.5 โ€ข 1.9K Ratings

๐Ÿ—“๏ธ 31 July 2025

โฑ๏ธ 20 minutes

๐Ÿงพ๏ธ Download transcript

Summary

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld

Stavvy's back talking directly to the fans!! Stav and Eld talk to the beautiful Patreon members on Discord again this week, including a man who scandalized Stav by disclosing how much time has passed since he and his wife partook in an essential intimate act, a dude who hooked up with his cousin's wife, a boat employee considering dating a coworker who reminds him of his mom, and much more.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'll call you Dirty Pacebo. Are you there? Yeah. What's up? I won't say your first name unless you don't give a fuck. Dirty Puck. I don't give a fuck, but either way, man. All right, well, we'll stick to Dirty Pacebo. What's up, Dirty Pacebo? You sound defeated right off the bat. Oh, shit, dude. I feel defeated.

0:24.3

So I'm having sex with a member of my family.

0:26.0

No, all right, relax.

0:28.0

Just want to put that out there. What do you mean?

0:28.6

Not a blood-related member.

0:31.1

Correct.

0:31.8

Different race even, so.

0:33.4

Okay, well, we need that, but.

0:35.7

Okay.

0:37.7

So, like, I didn't lose my virginity until I was 26.

0:42.4

I was homeschooled.

0:43.4

Oof.

0:44.3

And, yeah, no, I wasn't even around members that weren't my family until high school.

0:50.8

Right.

0:51.4

And when I was 11 years old, this woman walked through my door and dude, it like

0:57.8

skyrocketed me into puberty. Stepmom or what? Huh? Stepmother? What do we talk? Who's this person?

1:06.4

So she's married to, well, was married to one of my cousins. Okay.

1:12.3

So, okay, before we go into this, which is fascinating, can you give us a little background?

1:16.8

You said you were homeschool?

1:17.7

What are we talking?

1:18.3

Religious nuts?

1:19.3

What's your family?

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