BONUS 137: Do you wanna use that on my arse…nal?
Private Parts
Peter Cowley
4.8 • 3.9K Ratings
🗓️ 27 September 2022
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
This week, Jamie treats us to the intimate details of his latest massage and Alex reveals his morning routine (spoiler: George Michael’s Careless Whisper must be on repeat). Plus we read out some of your DMs with your wildest stories…thoroughly entertaining and throughly shocking, please keep em coming!!!
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| 0:12.0 | health accessible. Alex, you and I have spoken a lot with each other about my mental health, |
| 0:17.4 | about your mental health. And for me, the best thing that I experienced was actually when I started |
| 0:23.1 | speaking out and speaking to you. Because when I spoke to you, I got an echo back. And the more we |
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| 1:17.7 | What up, soldier boy? What up soldier boy? How are we doing? Dude. How am I not doing? That's a better |
| 1:29.5 | question. Okay. Why do you ask me what I'm not doing? How are you not doing? It's a huge question. |
| 1:33.6 | No, why do you ask me? How are you not doing? Well, I'm not empathetic. |
| 1:40.1 | I'm not, which is a double negative. So being a non-sem pathetic, does it cancel out a double |
| 1:47.9 | negative? Tying my brain to nots too early. I can only let you into a little secret. |
| 1:53.0 | Yeah. Didn't shower this morning. That is just vile. Yeah. Why didn't you shower? |
| 1:58.0 | Well, I got up. You woke up late. You woke up. I did actually wake up a bit late. But sat on |
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