Bonus #136 - Live Call Show Vol. 27 [PATREON PREVIEW]

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2025

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Stav and Eldy are back talking directly to the listeners! The boys return for another live call show to help callers from Patreon including a guy who doesn't know how to tell his best friend that his wife sucks, a woman who caught her long-distance boyfriend cheating, a guy from Alaska who's concerned about his autism, and many more.

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0:00.0	So to get into it, I've been dating this guy, well, no, it's over, but for about two years.
0:08.6	Oh. Long distance for about a year and a half of that.
0:14.5	So, which in hindsight is crazy.
0:17.2	Yeah. So you were barely dating a guy, but I'm sorry, go ahead.
0:21.5	Yeah, barely dating. Um, but I'm sorry, go ahead. Yeah, barely dating.
0:23.4	Decided to go long distance about like a six-hour drive.
0:27.3	Okay.
0:29.1	And it has gotten just insane in the last like six to eight months, and I'm just like totally spiraling what's the wait so wait
0:40.2	I'm sorry you're still dating or you were dating we're dating we broke up on the night so you're okay
0:48.9	so I thought I thought when you first called then you said we uh I was, I was dating, but you got, you're so,
0:55.3	it's been two years and it's a year and a half and you're a six hour, your six hour drive apart.
1:00.4	Is that correct?
1:06.4	Mick, bitch.
1:07.2	Did we lose McBitch?
1:08.1	Yes.
1:08.3	Yes.
1:09.6	Yeah.
1:09.9	Yeah.
1:10.2	Yeah.
1:10.4	Yeah.
1:10.4	Yeah. Yes. Everything you hear me? Yeah. Yeah.
1:11.0	Yeah. All right.
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