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Stavvy's World

Bonus #124 - McDade's Maniacs Vol. 2 (Ontonio Kareem) [PATREON PREVIEW]

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.51.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

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The podcast series that's sweeping the nation is back. JP McDade's taps Ontonio Kareem for McDade's Maniacs Vol. 2, and the fellas discuss maniacal topics like how ruthless dating is in NYC, when your cousins take you under their wings, fighting, white guys who get the pass, and much more. Ontonio, JP and Stav help callers including a boat worker whose captain is cheating on his wife, and a woman who wants tips on asking out her mailman.

Follow Ontonio Kareem on social media:

https://ontoniokareem.com/
https://www.instagram.com/ontoniokareem/
https://twitter.com/OntonioKareem
https://www.youtube.com/@ontoniokareem 

Watch JP McDade's special JP MCDADE: IN BROOKYLN out now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9TOXFM3t1M

Follow JP McDade on social media:

https://twitter.com/jp_mcdade
https://www.instagram.com/mcdadebaby

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☎️ Wanna be part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Stavi, eldest, got a bit of a dilemma as far as the workplace goes.

0:06.0

I work on a yacht with a crew of four people.

0:10.0

I'm the first mate and my buddy is the captain.

0:14.0

His fiance is the chef.

0:17.0

And they've been together for about 15 years, and they're going to be married

0:21.7

later this year, and they just hired a stewardess, this young lady, who quickly after

0:28.9

getting hired, she started making those googly eyes at the captain, and eventually the captain

0:35.4

came up to me and confided in me that he started hooking up with this stewardess.

0:41.2

And told me that I was the only one that he was going to tell.

0:46.2

So now I'm in a moral conundrum because on one hand, if I tell the fiancé, the chef, about what's going on, since I'm the only one that knows, the captain will know and will probably fire me, which I would hate because this is a lucrative job.

1:05.9

I love what I do for a living.

1:08.1

But on the other hand, I can't keep looking this lady in the eyes

1:12.8

knowing that I'm keeping a huge secret from my.

1:17.4

Hey, bro, you being pussy,

1:19.7

I don't like this guy.

1:22.6

And he sounds like he work on the boat.

1:27.1

Come on, dude.

1:28.2

What are we talking about here?

1:29.8

This isn't your sister.

1:31.7

This isn't like...

1:32.8

Are you out your mind?

1:33.9

And it's your friend?

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