What's those stuff? I am calling to ask you about, I had this relationship thing I did. It's almost like two years ago now.

All right, I met this chick on the bus in college. I used to know her in high school, crushed on her really hard.

We, you know, got together, did a couple dates and fucked around and stuff.

Nice.

But I gave this chick some of the worst dick I've ever given anybody in my life.

And I feel so bad about it, especially because she kind of just, like, ghosted me.

Like, she never ended it officially or anything.

She just stopped texting back.

I mean, that just goes to show just how bad the dick I was giving out was.

And it's just, I think about it so much.

I really feel so bad.

You know, it's not a good representation of me and the kind of person I am.

She's just so hot.

I just busted within like 10 seconds every time.

I don't even do that that often.

It was just her.

Like, she's so fucking hot.

Should I text this girl stop and just be like, hey, I'm so sorry I gave you some of the worst dick ever.

You don't even got to reply to this.

But just know that's not me.

Or should I just not text her because that's just not a thing to do um yeah thanks

i mean i i would just do it but it's like she's also friends with a couple of the other friends

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