And basically since getting back, I've pretty much squared away everything with my ex.

It hasn't been too bad. The only thing that I'm really struggling with is to get my bike back.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. So that's kind of my question. My ex had watched my stuff over the summer, and he's returned pretty much everything except an expensive bike that I got as a graduation.

He'd been riding that bike.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Initially, it was just that he wasn't giving my lock back, which I needed to store my bike.

But now I've replaced the lock, and he just won't give me my bike.

And he's blocked me on everything so I can't contact him.

And I tried asking the landlord for help, but he told me he didn't want to get involved.

And then he also asked me out to coffee.

No.

Not only will I not get you to your bike, but can I have some pussy?

Smitty, you might sound like you a bad bitch.

I didn't heard about three different motherfuckers in this story already.

You don't waste no time.

You broke up, found a new one, landlord trying to smash.

Wow.

I don't know what your problem is actually

that's so fucking hilarious it sounds like he really got attached to this bike yeah this is interesting

he really loves this bike he's messy now bitch yeah how far is the distance between where you live

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