Bonus #105 - Brandon Wardell [PATREON PREVIEW]

Stavvy's World

Stavros Halkias

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Improv, Stand-up

4.5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2024

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Friend of the pod Brandon Wardell returns to check out some epic Beetlejuice moments, first times, dropping out of college after a couple months, rocking a long Peter Pan shirt, pilfering the hot sauce at Chipotle, his favorite subreddits, and much more. Brandon and Stav help callers including a woman who is considering a green card marriage to solve her financial problems, and a woman whose sperm donor dad is pissed that she's trying to connect with her half-siblings.

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0:00.0	Oh, stavi baby. I called him probably a couple weeks ago regarding my financial difficulties, but I failed to elaborate.
0:08.0	So here's my situation. I own two properties out of state in Colorado and California.
0:15.0	Right now I'm currently living in Florida.
0:18.0	Why?
0:19.0	Why is that what your life is like? That sounds so hard and stupid, but okay.
0:29.5	Yeah, I'm currently living in Florida. I work two jobs. I have no days off yet. I'm still
0:37.0	in insurmountable debt.
0:39.7	However, during this morning's unfortunate election results, I found out that one of the guys
0:46.2	I have been seeing is undocumented, and he's suggesting that he pay me $20,000 to get married.
0:57.0	Interesting.
0:58.0	And I don't know.
0:59.0	What are your thoughts?
1:00.0	Like, I feel like I would have a lot to lose during this marriage.
1:04.0	And I know that, you know, you are responsible for that person for the next 10 years.
1:10.0	So it's just a lot to consider.
1:11.2	But I am dead broke right now.
1:13.0	Sabby, like, I have no savings.
1:16.1	Like, should I do this?
1:17.3	Should I refinance my house?
1:18.6	I don't know.
1:19.2	Why do you own two properties?
1:21.3	Sell the properties.
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