Kim says Thanksgiving will be at my brother's house this year and I need advice. My uncle is an

alcoholic 5-4 Chinese drives an F-150. Sounds cool. Where's Lee jeans and cat work boots exclusively.

Sick guy. He is convinced that my brother, very gay, is having an affair with my aunt.

He thinks this because my brother would go to their house and gossip with my aunt for hours

and spends a lot of time with her and my two female cousins.

How can I tell my uncle that this thought is absolutely absurd without outing my brother as gay.

Wow.

My uncle is my mom's only family here after they left Vietnam during the war,

so I definitely just can't cut him out of my life.

Please help.

Wow.

So you can't just, Akam's razor this and say the guy's gay?

I guess not.

It sounds like you got a Chinese cotton hill on your hands.

Yes, Vietnamese, but yes.

Vietnamese, and he's going hard.

There's that episode of King of the Hill where they kind of teach cotton to be more kind and gentle to Bobby after he goes to the military school or something.

That's what we're faced with here.

So you should send your brother to military school?

Yeah, send him to twink military academy.

Can you, can he fake a girlfriend?

Hmm.

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