Anyone familiar with my album Crazy with a capital F knows that I'm afraid of clowns and knows why I used to have a replica

That was a creepy clown doll from the original poltergeist movies a kid

In my room just like the kid from the movie and also as a kid I

Was creeped out by dolls in general like not all dolls like Barbie never bothered me

I actually found her curves quite pleasant as a kid to be totally honest

But my great grandma my great grandma still had a collection of these old porcelain dolls like the kind whose eyes would blink if you moved him around

Right like the kind from like a variety of plethora of horror movies. Those all too realistic looking

Glass eyes cold fucking eyes. They always seem to be watching me

Even thinking about it now just gives me the chills, you know

It's like I wouldn't want to sleep in a guest room full of those little shit

Any more now that I did when I was a kid

Certain dolls are just creepy and one of the creepiest of those dolls happens to be named Robert

Robert talks Robert trashes your house Robert may be cursed

He might have even killed the kids ants and he's definitely about the creepiest looking goddamn doll you will ever lay your eyes on

Let's finish

2016 with some fear on today's cursed episode of time suck

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Okay, everybody here it is here it is your bonus episode time suck has now reached a hundred reviews and counting on iTunes and just like I promised

Every time we hit a hundred new reviews you get a bonus podcast that week to that week instead of one

One on Monday one on Friday. Obviously. This is the Friday one and

And that's one of the yeah, thank you for that. That was a very nice little holiday gift from you to me

I love getting those reviews love knowing that more and more people are listening and

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