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🗓️ 2 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning girlies, it's the toast. |
| 0:07.0 | It's Jackson Claude and we're your host. |
| 0:13.0 | It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know. |
| 0:18.0 | We'll start your day off, Swirley. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy, okay, it's only Tuesday. I hope everybody's having a great day. I am because I'm joined, sorry, or should I said, Bonneux, Millennials. Bonjour. Bonjour. I am joined in studio today by a barrette wearing, looking like, what's that book, Madeline? Yeah. Bonjour. I am joined in studio today by a barret wearing looking like, what's that book, Madeline? Yeah. Madeline, little French girl. That's what you look like. Yeah. Hi, Joie. Wait, what I was I say? Do you speak French? Well, la, piwi. I can get by, but no, I don't. Like when you were in Paris, were you able to speak the language at all? language at all. The thing is, if you mumble and just kind of like grunts a little bit, it just works out. |
| 0:57.4 | And if you have a cigarette in your hand, like you're good. Yeah, and just keep mumbling. It's day 24 of Jackson Claude on vacation. It is. Jackson Claude on vacation. And Joey is, what is this is your third or fourth? Third, for Jackson materially. |
| 1:09.1 | So that's why I wanted to ask you, when do I start getting my benefits? |
| 1:13.6 | Because I have a sickle of my. Is this your third or fourth? Third for Jack's materially. So that's why I wanted to ask you, when do I start getting my benefits? |
| 1:13.6 | Because I have a tickle in my throat. Yeah, of course. You know, I'm also feeling like you got me sick, actually. I'm also feeling a little tickle. You know what I'm just noticing about you, something we've never spoken about on the shows? Oh, God. How many tattoos you have? Oh, I have several. I think I have like eight, eight or nine. |
| 1:26.5 | You should have an interesting person. |
| 1:28.0 | Well, I'm like, I'm like a leak. There's very, there's layers, many layers. This is my first one. This is what, it's just my last name and it's the heart of Jesus. A love. Are you a religious person, Joey? No, I wasn't. But at the time, it was like, it was like, it was the thing. It was, it was inoklyn it was in the early 2000s it was like like a very like that was a vibe yeah and then this is the same thing with the hunter remember there's like that lodge vibes and everything had like everything had like everything had wood oh you had literally have like a deer yeah what is that no is that a deer what is it yeah but then i realize it looks like the the um yager meister symbol show to me like this. I can't really see it. |
| 2:02.0 | Oh, that's really beautiful. |
| 2:19.7 | Oh, not a gun. You have a gun. I have a big pistol on my arm, too. Are you a gun owner, Joey? I'm part of the NRA, believe it or not. No, I don't have a gun because, you know, if I already said to this, no, it's dark for this early any morning, but I would definitely off myself if I had a gun, so I can't have it in the house. |
| 2:21.3 | Oh, yeah, I'll have one bad day looking chubby in the mirror and it'll be over. I can't do. I mean, you know, I would love to be able to protect myself in a harmful situation. Right, but it's not the cards for me. yourself. Oh, that's terrible. My inner saboteur once again. Once again, your inner sabbatore rearing her ugly head. |
| 2:36.3 | I can't with you. You look that's terrible. My inner saboteur once again. Once again, your inner sabote |
| 2:34.2 | rearing her ugly head. I can't with you. You look amazing in a parade. I just want to say. Well, you know, I'm growing my hair out and I've had some feedback, some pushback from loved ones. I've always had a short, but it's like a little, you know, a little pixie cut, like a little buzz cut fade thing. |
| 2:49.4 | But then after the hand transplant, |
| 2:51.1 | I was like, you know what? |
| 2:51.7 | If I got it flaunt it. |
| 2:53.0 | A hundred percent. |
| 2:53.8 | You know, I little pixie cut, like a little buzz cut fade thing. But then after the hand transplant, I was like, you know what? |
| 2:51.7 | If I got it flaunted. |
| 2:53.0 | A hundred percent. |
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