Hello and welcome to this episode of Kennedy Saves the World.

What did you do on your spring break when you were in college?

I worked at several spring breaks at MTV when I should have been in college because I started MTV like a couple days after my 20th birthday.

And we went to Panama City Beach, which was amazing.

And it still holds like the top podium spot in my memory bank for being so much fun.

Panama City Beach was, it was incredible. We also went to San

Diego and we did spend one spring break on Lake Havasu visiting houseboats and we got pelted

with rocks and we had to make make haste and make a quick exit because we thought we were going to be

blinded by angry sleeping college

spring breakers. It's like, what is wrong with you? So obviously the worst decisions of your life

for most people typically happen in college at spring break. So for students who are in

Cancun, good luck to you guys, because you are going to catch a lot of microbes from one woman.

I think she holds a world record for betting the most dudes in a day.

She had a rotating circle of 20 men at a time, and she had intercourse with a thousand guys in one day.

In 12 hours. That's one day. Ah! In 12 hours!

That's so disgusting.

Oh!

Her name is Bonnie Blue.

I feel no sadness in passing judgment on her because she is a hosebag.

She is really, truly just a receptacle.

And not for things like compliments and joy and well wishes.

She is, as they say in the industry, a c-dumdumster.

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