Hello and welcome to citation needed.

The podcast where we choose a subject, read a single article about it on Wikipedia

and pretend we're experts because this is the internet, and that's how it works now.

I'm Eli Bosnick and I'll be putting the criminal in this quartet tonight,

but I'll need some partners in crime.

First up, the fen fatals based on flowing locks alone, Noah and Cecil.

Yeah, I knew crooks were supposed to know about locks.

I got confused.

Sorry.

You have written here, femme fetal, which sounds like an issue between a woman and her doctor

Actually, so you'd think that

But now it's a state's rights issue

No, it's definitely depends on where you live, but yeah

And also joining us tonight

The Braun in the sense of both strength

And paper towel usage

Tom Curry

As some might say I have a real bounty of bones.

Now, before we begin tonight, I'd like to take a moment to thank our patrons.

Patrons, you're the half of the enterprise that greases the wheels and makes the whole grift

go off without a hitch.

If you'd like to learn how to join their ranks, be sure to stick around until the end of

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