Humans, it's Brett, chiming in real quick before I start the show, because whether you're a subscriber or not, Matt Bester and I have some very exciting news for you. We have new merch. That is right. It has been way too long since we've been able to say that. This is the improv for humans no pineapple shirt. That's right. You longtime fans know the reference.

If you don't, that's okay.

You might not be an improv freak,

but you're going to love the shirt anyway.

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That's with the number four, of course.

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Go scoop one up for yourself,

get one for a friend,

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And if you can't get on the Discord,

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slash improv for humans and get yourself a new no pineapple shirt. Can't wait to see you all wearing

them. All right, on to the show. There's your soul, but goddamn weighed on my shoulders. All I'm

trying to do is live my motherfucking life

Supposed to be happy

But I'm open getting colder

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