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history season sees apply.

Every now and then fate will step into the mound and throw one hell of a curveball at

you.

One day you're an unemployed factory worker with 42 bucks in your bank account, and the

next you're strapping yourself into a Kevlar body suit and scooping up goblin shit

with a dust pan.

Yes sir, life sure can be funny like that.

As it turns out, none of the caretakers or their assistants use their real names at

the zoo. The unwritten rule was that you couldn't choose your own pseudonym.

Your name had to be chosen for you by the other caretakers.

In the meantime, newer crooks, such as myself, were known as, hey you, or more often, the

others just ignored you.

It was a decidedly frosty work environment, as as Morrell the eloquently summed it up.

Nobody's gonna give a shit about you until you prove that you're not a fuck up, until

then you don't have a name.

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