Give a little time for the child within you.

Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Unto the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Go.

I am Jesse Thorne, America's Radio Sweetheart.

And this is Jordan Morris, mayor of Ozzy's B Yard, Channel 38 on Sirius XM, playing all the

hard rock hits from Black Sabbath to Motorhead to anything else that would make your dad say,

Turn that down, I'm trying to count my business papers. Here in the bone yard, we got all the bones you need.

Femar, tibia, his nasty little bitch of a wife, fibula, and a secret bone in your dick

that only we know about.

Go ahead, while you're in the bone yard, do anything you want.

No one can stop you.

Not your mom.

Not your stupid boss who only got his job because of who his dad is.

Not even the president of the United States.

Whose laws mean nothing to the sovereign nation that is the bone yard.

So kick back, crack a cold one at 10 a.m. and rock out to kiss

Metallica and all the other hard rock artists that will make your ex-wife say I'm sorry I made

fun of your sword collection while we were together. It's Ozzy's Boneyard on Sirius XM.

That's my new nickname.

Jordan, my assumption is that your new nickname has to do with the fact that you recently

purchased a Hyundai and it came with 90 days of free Sirius XM.

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