meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Horror Movie Talk

Bone Tomahawk Review

Horror Movie Talk

Horror Movie Talk: Horror Movie Review

Tv & Film, After Shows, Film Reviews

4.4640 Ratings

🗓️ 21 September 2022

⏱️ 91 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Howdy pardners and pardnettes, it's time to join the rodeo and review Bone Tomahawk. It's going to be a rootin tootin good time. Artwork by Dustin Goebel. Follow @dgoebel00 on instagram. Synopsis In the sleepy old west town of Bright Hope, it is anything but, as the town doctor is kidnapped by a band of indigenous cave dwellers that even the (other?) Native Americans think are savages. Kurt Russel’s Sherriff Hunt leads a band of men on a rescue mission made up of his elderly assistant deputy played by Richard Jenkins, the arrogant Gunslinger Brooder played by Mathew Fox, and The doctor’s lame husband played by Patrick Wilson. Actually lame, his leg is broke. He’s actually a pretty cool dude. They make their way through the frontier to find the territory of the Troglodytes, and find out that the stories of their savagery are if anything underselling it.  https://youtu.be/0ZbwtHi-KSE Review of Bone Tomahawk This film is one of a few in the genre of Western Horror, and few if any reach the quality of this film.  The film is effective in it’s simplicity. It’s a rescue mission ala The Searchers. You have the set of archetypal characters that are thrown together by situation and duty, and several dilemmas and power struggles along the journey to find the location of the savages. Bone Tomahawk Poster When they get to the Troglodyte Territory, the tone takes a sharp turn into straight up torture porn horror.  The mission goes from the guys in white hats will surely win, to oh no… oh nonono.  While the first half of the movie drags a little, I think it’s necessary to set up the characters and give contrast to the horror at the end of the film. One scene in particular stands out so much that it’s basically become a meme as “that scene” in Bone Tomahawk. For good reason. It will stick with you, and if you are a man, you will especially feels something. Score 8/10 Bone Tomahawk Add it to your collection or rent it now.Click here to buy https://youtu.be/VHDyu1o2nAg

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

is brought to you by Kurt Russell's mustache rides.

0:04.1

If you're feeling tense and jostled from a long buggy ride,

0:09.4

or your feet are sore from walking the planes.

0:15.1

Come sit down and relax on Kurt Russell's many and varied mustaches.

0:21.8

We guarantee that you'll be satisfied.

0:25.1

One ride for three cents, two rides for six cents,

0:30.1

and three rides for ten cents,

0:33.0

because after the second ride, I get tired.

0:36.0

Offer only valid in the Oregon territory and no dudes.

0:53.2

David.

0:53.6

David, what is this?

0:55.3

It seems pretty big.

0:56.4

Great break.

0:57.0

We have to kill a lot of people.

0:59.7

I'm just too many what you want me to fuck.

1:01.3

I have big tips and a tiny vagina.

1:04.0

Oil me up, daddy.

1:05.4

I can't believe the price for big tits.

1:08.4

Missletoe alert.

1:09.8

This is not country.

1:10.4

This guy was a real jerk.

1:11.7

How long can Hugo be prognant?

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Horror Movie Talk: Horror Movie Review, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Horror Movie Talk: Horror Movie Review and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.