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Have a good time.

Happy Halloween, trick-or-treaters, dreamers, campers, suspects, deadites, friends till the end, and space jockeys.

It's Michael Myers-Roffman. Today, it is St. Patrick's Day, a day for green beer, green cookies, green jelly, green vomit and leprechon movies.

The first two leprechon movies we have commentaries for in the rerun.

Patreon.com slash Halloween's Patreon. But for us real fans, we know St. Patty's also

means it's St. Kurties birthday,

or should I say St. Russell's birthday,

or should I say Kurt Russell's birthday?

Yes, our great hero who has played R.J. McCready, Snake Pliskin, Jack Burton, Elvis Presley, Wyatt Erp, Santa Claus, Stunt Man Mike, Curtis McCabe, Mr.

Nobody, Jeff Taylor, Rudy Russo, Eldon Perry, and of course Captain Ron.

It's his big day today.

He's gonna have some cake.

He's gonna have some cookies.

He's gonna have some sweets.

And he's gonna party with Goldie Hahn,

his one love. But today we are going to celebrate his birthday because he also

played the great Sheriff Franklin Hunt in Bontomahawk, one of our favorite films and one of our first

one-off Reynolds in the rewind.

So we're unlocking said episode to celebrate, which includes Losers Club co-host Randall

Colburn and Dan Fleiger in addition to your Halloween's co-host

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