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Giles Coren Has No Idea

Bondstein, James Bondstein

Giles Coren Has No Idea

The Times

News & Politics, Unknown, News

4.31.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 March 2024

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

The new Bond, MP’s presenting TV programmes, Giles is a Gorilla and Ewan McGregor’s…acting skills.

Giles is very excited by the latest actor being linked with the role of James Bond, he feels sure he has some useful tips for the scrip writers – a Volvo car, a fussy mother, and some anti-allergy pillows.

Elsewhere, what would the BBC advertise if they could… waterproof pants or Stormzy’s latest album? Giles is preoccupied with the effect gravity is having on Ewan McGregor’s acting career. And Esther and Giles believe in the benefits of fasting, they have a gut feeling it’s a good thing. Sadly, recent research may disagree, they turn to Love Island contestant Auto Phagya for help.



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I don't bother this head even, because I don't drink as much as you so I don't think that

1:05.6

the irisani but the there's one of those internet me and there's only so many of them

1:10.1

now that internet means they've come around again I don't like the ones when it's just like

1:14.2

someone doing something and it's like me when my wife there. But there's one which is a woman thinking,

1:20.3

why do I sit around all day worrying that my husband will find a better wife than me and then it shows him rummaging in drawers when he can't find anything?

1:31.6

Every time. Did you get that gag and laugh on the, we could use it for hiccuts?

1:37.0

Let's, the wife Yeah, it's here.

1:50.6

fasting. fasting, fasting which we've done, fasting which we the corons do right yeah probably how long two

1:56.4

years don't know yeah probably on and off yeah you cooked dinner early sorry when we

2:01.6

both cooked dinner early and we eat at about 630, which is decent and we push

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