My name is Charlie Kirk.

I run the largest pro-American student organization in the country fighting for the future of our republic.

My call is to fight evil and to proclaim truth.

If the most important thing for you is just feeling good, you're going to end up miserable.

But if the most important thing is doing good, you will end up purposeful. College is a scam, everybody. You got to stop sending your kids to college. You should get married as young as possible and have as many kids as possible. Go start a turning point USA College Chapter. Go start a turning point. You would say high school chapter. Go find out how your church can get involved. Sign up and become an activist.

I gave my life to the Lord in fifth grade.

Most important decision I ever made in my life, and I encourage you to do the same.

Here I am.

Lord, use me.

Buckle up, everybody.

Here we go.

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All right, welcome to the Charlie Kirk Show. It's April 2nd. We got through April 1st.

I was not unscathed, I have to say. I got duped a couple of times.

I was really enjoying some local sheriff's agency put up AI-generated stuff of their new don't safety initiative.

So they were putting up special don't signs that represented like don't get distracted and various things.

And they were putting it above stop signs.

Don't stop signs don't

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