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Hey, listeners, it's Laura. You may have heard that we are releasing fewer free episodes here on Spotify or Apple or wherever you get your free podcasts. Not our call. Our network let us know that we simply weren't selling enough ad inventory, probably because porn. Much as that might feel like

a slap in the face, there's actually a silver lining because it just means we have more bandwidth

to offer our fabulous Patreon subscribers. We've started releasing more Patreon exclusive episodes,

and we've also started sharing more bonus content like Thirst Tra traps there too, just given the people

what they've messaged us many times telling us they want.

If you're already a Patreon subscriber and there's something you want to see more of, if you

have a question you want us to answer in the precom or if there's a niche topic you want us

to cover in the Patreon exclusives, message us.

And if you're not a Patreon subscriber yet, you can find

us at patreon.com slash Girls on Porn. Subscription start at just $3. Welcome to Girls on Porn. I'm Rachel.

I'm Laura. And we love porn. This is our porn review podcast. We talk about what we love and we roast what we hate.

Helping you find hot, ethical, just plain better porn for your spank bank.

And we're looking at everything.

So today, we're recording an episode, first of all.

And let me tell you, for everyone listening, we're recording this episode on January 3rd.

Which is the Saturday in the morning after the holidays.

So it feels like we're recording this from the upside down.

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