Bonanas For Bonanza Episode #75: “The Countess”
Bonanas for Bonanza
Andy Daly Podcast Project
5.0 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 January 2026
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Bartleby Mulcahy, Dalton's oldest friend and the undisputed grandfather of cowboy poetry, returns by popular demand to discuss season 3, episode 9, "The Countess", in which Ben Cartwright once again narrowly avoids female companionship!
Featuring Sean Conroy & Matt Gourley
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Record date: 5/21/2025
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| 0:00.0 | Hi-Hia! |
| 0:02.0 | Oh, Nanza, it's a finest show alive, so consult your TV guide, get your great outdoors inside, take some Ponderosa pride and forever made. |
| 0:21.6 | Pride. Pride. |
| 0:22.6 | I'm Benanas for Bonanza. |
| 0:35.7 | And let's get started with a yeh. |
| 0:38.7 | Hot damn, folks, it's a Bonanus for Bonanza. |
| 0:44.6 | We're talking about the television show. |
| 0:46.5 | Bonanza, as we always do on this show. |
| 0:49.4 | It is the number one greatest television show of all time, and this is the number one |
| 0:53.5 | podcast talking about it. |
| 0:55.1 | God damn it. |
| 0:56.3 | And today, we are joining in the studio, Mutt. |
| 0:59.4 | Hello, Mutt. |
| 1:00.0 | Hiya! |
| 1:00.6 | Hiya! |
| 1:01.2 | That's my, go, but we're joined by popular demand. |
| 1:05.6 | People say, bring back Bartleby Mo Kehe, the grandfather of cowboy poetry. And I says, I'll see if I can find |
| 1:13.1 | him. And I did. Oh, Bartleby, you all right? I got a thing. That was the weakest |
| 1:21.1 | Yehaw heard in a long time. Well, I feel like e-haw is overrated. What do you mean by that? |
| 1:27.4 | What other way is there to tell people you're excited about something? Well, I feel like e-hawls are overrated. What do you mean by that? |
| 1:30.7 | What other way is there to tell people you're excited about something? |
| 1:34.9 | Well, you could do a whoopee or a yesor? |
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