Bon Jovi Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2018

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Bon Jovi sucks so much Mark and Tyler can't even get worked up over it. Listen as your favorite podcast hosts casually dismantle this band's career until, eventually, with no worthy adversary to team up against, Mark and Tyler turn on each other... As we've seen before, Bon Jovi isn't even a band. It's John Bongiovi's personal ego trip, kid-tested and mother-approved. Sometimes a pocketful of clichés is all it takes to reach the *cough*laughing-stock*cough* Rock & Roll Hall of Fame, kids! There isn't going to be an episode of the podcast next week because Tyler and Mark are mad at each other over this one.

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0:00.0	Hey, Yo Tyler.
0:10.0	Hey, Abonjovi.
0:13.0	Did you say banjoano or banjovi?
0:15.0	John the Banda Journal.
0:17.0	Did you know it's not the delivery.
0:19.0	It's a banjovi.
0:20.0	You Italians even like banjovi?
0:22.0	I have no idea.
0:23.0	So I was pretty sure at the beginning of this,
0:26.0	we were gonna have to decide whether or not
0:28.0	we ever wanna go to New Jersey again.
0:30.0	Which I don't...
0:31.0	I know offense to everybody in Jersey,
0:33.0	but I think they know where they live
0:34.0	is not exactly a popular place to visit.
0:36.0	It kind of smells bad.
0:37.0	Yeah, it's one of those states
0:39.0	that people notoriously make fun of.
0:41.0	And I think people that live there make fun of it
0:42.0	or even acknowledge the fact.
0:44.0	But I think New Jersey might be sick of banjovi too.
0:47.0	Ooh.
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