Paul Dwarf Falls studies at the University of Wisconsin show that you'll probably live

longer if you love only one man or woman at a time, but it is all right to alternate.

How you doing folks? That's back when people in LA know how to write jokes and

shit. Even the game shows are funnier than the sitcoms now. Oh that's right. Disney's

want to scold you and give you a lessons. Glad I don't have kids. I don't say that as a cop.

I regret it a lot of days. I'm like, I feel sad that I didn't contribute, but most of

the days I'm like, I don't have time to watch Disney turn my kids into fruit cups.

Anyhow, what? You've got plenty of time, asshole. You're a comedian. Lesson. That's not the point.

I corrupt other kids' minds. You know that. Good to be with you ladies and gentlemen.

It's the final day of the week. It's a Thursday for me and Dallas. It's about a nice

bombing 97 out there. Ooh, humidity's fucking Vietnam-like. Dallas's air conditioning.

Guys fixing it right now. Last night he told me he slept at a woman's shelter.

Not into the AC. He just followed a woman in there.

Yeah, I got the fucking, I'm the same thing. I got the center layer.

And it's not, it's barely doing the job. I'm uncomfortable and it's over 70 in a room.

I get squirrely. And it's 75 in my living room. And my wife, yeah, that's because I said,

did I say this? I said, we had 98 degrees last year. Do you understand? It wasn't 70 something

that compresses not giving it it's all or there's a dirty filter. So it's not the,

anyways. So I'm sitting there last night with a oscillating fan like it's 1969 blowing as,

I got one nut dangling out of my gym shorts. You cool that one nut down. It cools the rest. It's

anyways. Now let me tell you something. I prefer, and it's not brutal down here. I have not

complain. Well, I mean, because I've lived in humidity and heat. And you know, this isn't like I

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