Yes, mom. Yes, yes. Yes, baked apples. Jesus. I gotta go.

Welcome to the show, kiddies. It's Wednesday. Yes, it's Wednesday streaming live.

God damn right. We are relaxed. I want all of you to enjoy your cake. So enjoy.

Yeah, how are you? Streaming live on YouTube, Facebook and other places. 833-599-NIC, 833-599-6425 is the phone number dates real quick. This is still my bread and butter.

I think this is pain for anything. Please look at the fucking paint alone. Cause me from 11 12 bucks. Saturday, October 27th. I'll be right up here at Lucies and Pleasantville, New York. That's this Saturday.

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And then Monday on New Year's Eve, December 31st, the Terry Tom Music Hall, the most beautiful venue in the nation. Terry Town, New York. Saturday, January 12th, Fairfield Theater Company, Fairfield, Connecticut. Saturday, January 19th, Bobby Bees and Windsor Lux, Connecticut. Go to NickDip.com for all your ticket information. Could you please go there and buy something from this all kinds of stuff there.

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You'll absolutely smoke a giant, do some mushrooms and you will laugh your titties off. Well, you're not. Oh, sure you will.

Hey, what's going on? Anybody else? Anybody else? I feel a little left out. Am I the only one that didn't get a bomb in the mail today? I mean, what the fuck is going on?

What the hell is going on out here? Nothing. I did get a letter though from the DNC, Nick DePolo. See what we got in here. What the fuck?

It's better not be fucking rice and twinks. You're supposed to ace this stuff.

That's some fucking great eight-chitter. Okay. Tell what I say.

Going to go to fucking war. Okay. We're going to fucking war. I tell you. I tell you enough fucking kids. You fucking little monkey.

Kind of keep my acting chops up. Oh goodness gracious. That's like when I fucking put on my shirt after the odorant. Just ignore that folks. It was a funny bit.

A room to $7 shirt from fucking target.

Twinkz, how are you? You look good today. Both of you. Thank you. Thank you. We're doing well, I think. I heard some of that song you're working on. You might want to trash that now.

Jesus Christ. That one's dedicated to Jay. Yeah. Well, I'm going to have to go to Jay's house and play it. No offense. Anyways, it's getting crazy out there. I'll get to the all the fake bomb shit in a few minutes.

And if you guys, I'll get to it in a few minutes. Let's add a doctor's appointment today. I'm 56 and still doing P90X. High impact, apply metrics. Very exercises that went out of fashion with Jack Lang. A lot of jumping and shit.

I need started to rubbed the bone on bone. It feels like I have like sawdust in my socks when I'm done working out. And that's, you know, I did P90X down here in this office with six years. And I realize this is cement floor under the carpeting.

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