Well, I have to say, I've heard of you, but I'm not too familiar with your show.

The Bob and Cherry show with Bob.

My wife comes through the door, and she just wants to jerk me around just to see what happens.

And Sherry.

I can't believe a woman will do that to me.

And now, from the palatial Bob and Sherry studios, it's Bob and Sherry.

We're going to open up today's show with an update on a moron in the news story we had yesterday,

as if the story itself wasn't bizarre or not.

The update doesn't help.

So yesterday's moron in the news, we reported on a case out of Ireland where two guys carried a dead man into a post office to fetch the dead man's pension.

Like it was a total weekend at Bernie's reboot, right?

Turns out that the two guys carrying the man, one of them was his nephew.

And the nephew said, he was alive when we left the house, but then them was his nephew. And the nephew said,

he was alive when we left the house, but then he got all slumpy.

That's the whole explanation.

Oh, my word.

Oh, what a way to go, though.

Honest to God, propped up in a post office and told you were slumpy.

Oh, my word.

It's so not dignified.

Now, the nephew didn't say, he said that, you know, he was alive when we left the house. And then he got all slumpy.

And when he and his friend, Gareth, carried his uncle into the post office, he said, we

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