BOLD SPACE TAKES

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🗓️ 8 June 2021

⏱️ 91 minutes

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- It’s Ryan’s birthday and we got him a new nickname! - The rest of the episode is devoted to YOUR spiciest space takes! - Introducing the Mojo Grill Fugue, the hot new psychological state that’s sweeping the greater Tampa area! - Tell Arizona Iced Tea to sponsor our podcast! Or Tang! The drink of astronauts! We would love a Cheerwine, thanks for asking! - TELL THEM. - #KeepMarsMoist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, I got one more. I have some thoughts for you.
0:02.6	User Demetri. I'm not gonna put your last name in here because I don't want your wife to find out about this if you have one.
0:11.0	Aliens aren't prudes by any stretch, but even they think my neck, my back is a little much.
0:18.2	Demetri, we asked for bold space takes and you chose the time to advertise to the entire internet that you won't eat pussy.
0:26.5	It could be that he won't eat ass.
0:30.5	I mean, Kia doesn't say it.
0:32.5	He says it's a little much.
0:34.5	Maybe it's a back phobia.
0:37.5	Or maybe he doesn't want to sit yet. Maybe he eats next.
0:41.5	I noticed that the only person on this show not defending Demetri is Spencer.
0:45.5	I thought I had a sec.
0:46.5	Oh, I'm completely not on his side because Kia is a Florida fan.
0:50.5	So naturally I endorse her entire catalog.
0:53.5	And her crack.
0:54.5	You know, by extension, yes.
0:57.5	Yeah.
0:58.5	Well, here's the other thing.
0:59.5	Aliens are always new to shit.
1:01.5	So there's no way that it aliens like, oh, well, like I think it's safe to assume that aliens are way more sexual and comfortable with sexuality than humans are.
1:11.5	But they don't usually have cracks, right?
1:13.5	Like the little, little, little, little gray, little gray, big head, big eyeball.
1:17.5	Did they not have cracks?
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