This is Doug Loves Minis.

Hey, short rounds. My name is Doug, and this is Doug Loves Minis, the show that loves the Pacific Northwest, coming to you from a hotel room in Seattle, Washington, on Saturday, August 30th, the year that legalization is going to happen in Oregon.

I can feel it. I know you guys can do it. I was just there. Thank you, Portland, for a fun time,

as usual. Yesterday, I made my traditional appearance, as I always do when I visit Portland,

on AM Northwest, and I brought Mark Wahlberg along with me, and I got to co-host with Helen

because my friend Dave was on vacation vacation and you could see clips online,

but I would like to read a complaint letter that the show received shortly after we went live on Friday morning.

I was watching your segment this morning and noticed that you had, quotes, Mark Wahlberg, end quotes, on the show.

I was shocked and slightly disappointed throughout the show that you had this fake man poses Mark

Wahlberg.

Not only was that man younger, taller, and heavier set than the real Mark Wahlberg, period,

I was waiting to see if maybe Helen would eventually say that he was a celebrity impersonator,

but she never did.

Instead, your show was trying to fool your audience and everybody else watching this show.

Yeah, that covers everybody, their audience and everybody watching.

Of this fake Mark, I was once a fan of your show show but i now have a different opinion about it and may

never watch it again i love how quickly people turn just because they did one silly thing

with a guy pretending to be mark walberg this guy says he's never going to watch again your audience

deserves the truth and a public apology exclamation point, uh, sign, disappointed fan.

Well, uh, I'd like to apologize to you, disappointed fan, for being an idiot, because you

are a very stupid person. And good luck to you. He's not going to listen to this.

Or she.

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