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The Hello boys and girls and I hope today finds you fully plumped up, maybe ready for a trip to be in M.

If not then, I might have a little linkedus that will assist. Imagine if you

can that you're outside a vape shop in Sunderland watching a bloke throw dog dirt of a donkey grazing

on the grass where the hot dog and blue drink van is parked. You're feeling deflated and

unnecessary. The acid in your stomach is gurgling up

into your throat

you walk up to the hot dog van

and ask if he's got any Rennies

to ease your burden

you got any Rennies mate

or by the soul

my oosophagus

is on fire, like.

Nasty that, mate.

Ouseophagus is a very tender pipe.

Nah, sorry, I give all my Rennies to the fire brigade when they passed by earlier.

Oh, shit, looks like I'm stuck then with this burning oosophagus.

Do you think one of your hot dogs might help?

Not these ones, mate, they're as custic as a snake's asshole.

But I do have something that might ease you up.

So he turns on, the hot dog owner, turns on his son of speaker,

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