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Athletico Mince

Boiled Parsnips 40: Safety First

Athletico Mince

Borthwick Productions Ltd

Sports & Recreation, Comedy, Soccer, Sports

4.87.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

A new rapper, a job interview, a McClaren podcast, TV tennis, Geordie Heat, a row in Edinburgh, Lawro’s cheeses, and an air fryer rival.


(Released via Club Parsnips in August 2023)


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0:00.0

Hello it's William and Jordan from help I sexted my boss and we're currently being sponsored by Moon Pig.

0:04.6

Yep we're going all in on Father's Day this year. It's on Sunday the 16th of June.

0:09.6

Yes, I'm so fed up with all those dull generic cards you see in the shops.

0:13.7

Not all fathers love golf, real ale, farting, especially not mine.

0:17.6

With Moon Pig, you can personalise your card.

0:20.2

I made the perfect card for my father, the front with some lovely photographs of my proudest moments.

0:25.7

I could edit the text and I could even add a little voice note for him to listen to.

0:30.1

Show the dad or father forget in your life what they really mean to you with something personalized.

0:35.6

Create your father's day card today at MoonPig.com.

0:40.9

I love that bit. Oh hello there Bob how you're doing that was very was that was it quite sexy what you're doing.

1:04.8

I wasn't intended to be did you find it sexy?

1:07.5

Well that's no I implied that that was your you're intent. You like me you're a bit gray and unshaven. Yeah neither of us have had much

1:16.9

of a shave recently. Why would we? Why would you? Quite unpleasant. Why should we? Yeah what yeah, what have we got the gain? What have we got?

1:25.8

Who cares less whether we share than that? No one cares about us.

1:29.4

It's fine. Of course not. The, I'm surprised at your youthful age that you are trying to expand your face here on my screen, but have you got a grey beard?

1:40.0

Yeah. I had to thought you wouldn't have got that for a few years yet. I see, I have. There it is. My head shaved, so when it grows out, it grows out as kind of white sides.

1:52.6

Right.

1:53.6

I'm 51.

1:55.0

It's all downhill pretty much for them.

1:57.3

Makes me think, makes me think, Andy, that you're not 51.

2:00.5

I recently did a DNA test for me actual DNA yeah right and the measure the length of a part of your DNA that basically goes to nothing when you're there yeah

2:10.4

So the length of it is that you know like you can and I was 59 and I'm actually 63.

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