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I'm soliciting to that country fucking music. I've been feeding my kids on budget hands.

I've put my dog on to a keto diet so I can get that fucking

elseation into its brand. I've been down the tip with a boot load dog dirt.

I've been stealing instant mash from being an M's. I've been cooking my hot dogs in the air fryer

and topping them with my early morning flame. I'm not hot on the key. I'm not bright as the spark.

I'm as be dope, dope, dope, I'm pissing on shadows.

In a fucking drive. I've been driving my van all around sunsland.

Picking up KFC buckets from a window box. I keep praying all day for a miracle.

Like waking up surrounded by fucking pork chops. I'm not hot on key. I'm not bright as the spark.

I'm as be dope, dope, I'm pissing on shadows.

In a fucking drive.

I've got a bit out with Sikdan, he's sorry.

I'll send it over to infinitely rocket plastics editing service and everything will be alright.

How are you doing? I'm doing alright, hot. You know, like that's the theme of this week.

It is. Apparently this is the hottest podcast since record was begun.

Really? What's it running at 50, 60 degrees?

67 degrees because we already have we already have a 27 degree head start on all the other

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