My dog's 14. That's crazy. It's got diabetes. It's blind. And other than that, it's as happy as can be.

It's like the happiest, like delirious, demented retiree you've ever met.

The dog is demented. Yeah. How could you tell? It just doesn't know what's going on. It's

surprised by things all the time. Oh, his name is Alpha. Beta. Come on. That's close.

Your dog is named. I got it. It's got to be on breath. Yeah. Yeah.

As soon as Alpha left my mouth, I said, wait a minute. That's not right. It's theta.

That's the gamma squeeze. So you're saying that beta isn't smart?

So the deal is that when we got him, I had to have a, like, I'm the Alpha conversation.

Oh, okay. You look deep into his eyes and just let him know.

That's that's pretty good.

Cramer names his dog after stock symbols. His dog is named in video. Yeah.

Yeah. I know. I mean, his, his, his a, his a guana is time-on-semin conductors.

Look at you. All right. How are guys? How are we doing? You know how you call your wife,

sprinkles? Yeah. I call Robin Berkshire Hathaway.

That's like Michael. Well done. Well done. Listen, while you're here,

feel free to engage in a game of Simon. It's all good. How does it work? I don't know

when was the last time you play with gosh. No, you have turned it on. No, I can't turn anything

on anymore. I'm married. Oh, I say got it nailed it. Yeah. You know what? I got somebody

got Kobe as a gift or maybe the baby. I can't remember nightbrights. Remember those things?

Yes. Yes. I have one. Yeah. I have one. I'm going to come on and play with that.

We'll play with it. I don't know. I haven't seen it. It just sits in the house. This is there.

I am so jealous of all the stuff kids have these days that is just straight up cool.

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