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Hey, true crime, Kent.

How, uh, how are you?

Hey, up.

How you doing brother?

Good to hear from you.

Uh, wait, what?

You want to record an episode?

I mean, yeah, I guess.

But if you're not feeling well, we can wait until next week or something.

Wait, no, no, look, man, I got a fire in my gut over this next topic.

It's a little off the beaten path compared to what we usually do, and by that I I mean there's no beating in it in any

form whatsoever there be at masturbation or domestic abuse we're gonna switch

gears for this next one are we getting ready to do an episode about your wife's grandmother who tried to rub a

gas station without a gun and then left a note that said give me all the money in the drawer but signed it with her name at the bottom

we doing that one story well I wasn't a good mood no we're not we're not talking about that shit my wife is going to be

livid that you brought it up yeah Betty was her name right Jesus Christ I don't want that floating around

out there doesn't she live down there by the...

Stop!

Please, for the love of God, stop.

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