Bodo/Glimt pull off the biggest UCL upset ever? | Champions League Review
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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2026
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
The whole gang is here to look back at the absolute insanity that was this week's Champions League action! We discuss Bodo/Glimt's historic upset over Inter Milan, Galatasaray's bonkers win over Juventus, Real Madrid's confusing victory over Benfica, and everything else!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the total soccer show Show Champions League knockout phase, |
| 0:25.0 | Playoff, second leg review rolls off the tongue, |
| 0:28.1 | in which the world said no way Norway, |
| 0:30.7 | when Bodo made Inter deader than the dodo. |
| 0:33.6 | A Western wonder couldn't prevent Galatasaray progressing. |
| 0:37.0 | Atalanta kept the Italian flag flying while Dortmund did a Dortmund. |
| 0:41.1 | And PSG said we as they squeeze past a team from the Principality. |
| 0:45.8 | My name's Ryan Bailey. |
| 0:47.4 | Joining me today. |
| 0:48.2 | Hello, Taylor Rockwell. |
| 0:49.2 | Hello, Ryan. |
| 0:49.9 | A lovely introduction, as always. |
| 0:52.3 | Dortmund did a Dortmund. |
| 0:53.7 | They also did what I thought Galatasarai were going to do, but then didn't do. So, Dortmund did what Galatasarai didn't do, and Galatasarai did what Dortmund couldn't. There we go. Equally logical is your introduction. Don't do what Don't does, as the Simpsons famously taught us. Of course. I live by that standard that I just learned today from you. |
| 1:12.5 | As we all should. Graham Buffam's here. Hello, Graham. |
| 1:15.1 | Hello, Ryan Bailey. I frankly don't know where to aim with that intro. There's so many good bits in |
| 1:20.6 | there. I was laughing before you even got to the punchline of the Monaco PSG game because I was like, |
| 1:25.8 | he is going to rhyme we with principality. |
| 1:28.9 | And you did not disappoint. Am I that predictable these days? You are. I need to shake it up. Okay. I enjoyed it. Maybe I need to get some. RhymeZone.com can only take me so far. Maybe it's a GPT situation and to get into. What do you think? Nah, I think you've come this far with Rhyme Zone. |
| 1:44.9 | I think let's stick with the classics. |
| 1:46.3 | Okay. |
| 1:46.8 | When are they going to sponsor us? |
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