This is like hosting the Oscars or having a commercial on the Super Bowl.

Kapow wanted to host this six-part Bobby Wonder Lucy Wow mash-up extraordinary, but come on people.

This requires an aatur, a director, a writer, a director.

S. You said director twice.

So I did.

I'm the whole package.

The introducer, the whole package.

Ooh, I said that twice too.

Can I interest you in a cracker? Oh I do like crackers you know on

floor we call them flappers they're especially good with a pot of tea. My name is Kapo, and the creature from the planet Florp eating a cracker is Grabstek.

We're what you call Sidek.

Not the main show, not the center of attention.

But we practically do all the work.

Don't fact check that.

The show is the long awaited follow up to the wildly popular Kapow

and Grabsek Hour. Oh, it's not?

Oh, I've been told that it isn't.

Are we not?

Oh, okay.

I thought the whole idea, no, okay.

Oh, Kapo, you are in over your head.

You've walked right into the deep end without your floaty zone. Let me have that mic before you hurt yourself.

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