Bobby Uncorked ft. Stavros Halkias

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, what up bad friends? I am here in New York City, baby. The big shmaple.
0:05.7	I'm running around promoting my new special, my new special cheeseburger drops tomorrow.
0:11.6	Tomorrow on Netflix, it is out. Please watch it. Tell a friend. Tell everyone you know.
0:16.9	Sit back, relax, and enjoy a cheeseburger with me on Tuesday, night on Netflix.
0:22.4	Tomorrow, please watch it January 10th. Share it with everybody.
0:25.4	You know, cheeseburger on Netflix. Also, bad friends just added a date. Go to badfriendspod.com.
0:30.9	We're doing the Nashville Comedy Festival to start off our tour. It's the only day that we put up so far outside of the three that we're doing in February.
0:39.3	So go to badfriendspod.com to see us. Come see us in Spokane in Seattle and Vancouver.
0:44.0	And then we are going to be starting the bad friends tour out there in Nashville, baby, on 420.
0:51.8	Badfriendspod.com is where you're going to get those tickets. And please watch Cheeseburger on Netflix now.
0:58.9	Hey, all you bad friends out there. It's juicy, jet ski, jeffery, ski mask, whatever you want, Johnson.
1:06.7	Anyway, after you watch Andrew's special cheeseburger on Netflix, come check me out.
1:12.8	San Jose Improv January 18th. I'm headlining my own show.
1:18.2	Do you know the way to San Jose? If not, it's a really easy Google search.
1:23.8	That's how I got directions to the club. Okay, I hope to see you. Thanks for all the support. Love you guys.
1:29.8	Bye. Do two are bad friends.
1:32.1	Do these two idiots?
1:33.1	Why do you do Asian?
1:35.7	You two are disgusting.
1:38.1	Oh, you two are something bad friends. God has certain prototypes body wise.
1:44.6	Body wise prototype.
1:45.8	And this is the Maddie Matheson. You know what I mean?
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