Hey bad friends. Hey, I've only got a couple of dates left before I film my special watch my friend Andrew. Please come watch me. The best tomorrow. I'm in Brea, Brea, California tomorrow night on the 13th and then this weekend 16th. I'm in Minneapolis the 17th. I'm in Madison, Wisconsin. Come see me then on the 24th. I'm in Denver, Colorado. Film of my special Andrew Santino.com is where you're gonna get those tickets. Please come out and see your boy Andrew Santino.com come see me. You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots.

You two are disgusting. Oh, you two are something bad friends. Calm down. Let's do breathing exercise. No, no, no, let me say that. Let me start off by saying no, no breathing exercise. No, let me start off by saying this. Welcome back. Fancy B kind of. Yeah, yeah, because you know what he comes in. Welcome back, actually, juicy. Welcome back. Welcome back to you. Great to see you. Welcome back Carlos. Great to see you. Fancy B. You come back and the first thing out of his mouth is you need to have better taste and scripts.

I know I know exactly saying that all I did. And we read your title Island script. That's a piece of shit. I'll get me started. Fancy's of course commenting about the movie. Me time I did on Netflix for Kevin Harden. He hated it. Didn't you hate it? Go ahead and say it, fans. You know how to say what you want on the show. You're good in it. Let me tell you something. I'm watching it. The critics will tell you how good it is. Go ahead and show what we got on rotten tomatoes. Go ahead. Go ahead. It may be good about my own movie. Look at how good that is. What did the critics say? Seven percent. Yeah. That's a fuck.

Bro, you couldn't even beat Easter Sunday. Wait a minute. Is that bad or good? It's bad. It's bad. I thought that meant 93%. No, no, no, no. It's it's it's got a green like a sludge on it. That's all that's good. Tomatoes good. Would first. Tomatoes good. See, I don't let me. 45% Easter Sunday. Can I say something? Yeah. This does this scale makes no sense because a tomato is what you used to throw at actors when you hated stuff. When you hated performance live performance. They throw tomatoes at plays. But meanwhile,

the sludge, gook, gack loved it. I grew up with Nickelodeon. I love getting gacked and gook. No, but the sludge is the thrown tomato. Then it would be fucking red. Why is it green? Tomatoes aren't fucking. The inside are sometimes green. Are my not right? My Spanish friends. Thank you. Even green tomatoes on the outside are still red on the inside. Oh, and the audience score. Oh, that's not. This is Andre. Oh, there's Andre's movie. 55%. So you beat Easter Sunday and me time. Yeah. Yeah, but.

Mine has Kevin Hart and Mark Wahlberg. Yeah, Regina Hall and yours has who? Who's in yours? Eric Dane. I love Eric Dane. Give's a shit. I do. I do too. I like Eric. Yeah, he's great. No, can I just say something about Eric Dane? Let me say something about Eric. I'm aware that me time didn't do well. Two years ago. It's not my movie. Two years ago when I was sick, right? Can I tell you about maybe Kevin Hart's worst movie yet? Says Nick. Wait until Borderlands comes out. Oh, he's in that too. He's in my movie.

First of all, that's not going to come out. I don't think it is either right? No, because I know more than you do. You know, I know more. He's not coming out. Welcome back, juice. Good. I liked me time. Did you really? I thought it was great. I watched. She says that as she's wearing the scissors. Brothers T shirt. Exactly. Yeah. I couldn't even. How do the worst podcasts online right now? It's a cool shirt. They gave it to me for free. Dude, we give you so much more than they give you. I give you so much life to you.

We gave you life. We lifted your career. You're coming to SLC with me. We give you merch. And then you wear their truck. By the way, that Heather Gray standard issue that they got trash. Yeah. She's the thing you can buy. I thought you guys liked those guys. Well, he's my brother. Yeah. He's your brother. What am I? Is your other one? Is my brother? The Chinese guy. He's Korean. Yeah. He's my brother. Is he really Korean? Yeah. He's my only brother and I love him. He's blood brother to me. Wait a minute. The tiny little little little goo. This one. The tiny little guy.

It's my little brother. It's my little brother. It's not of a gun. Yeah. Yeah. So say something nice. Whoa. Can I say? I'm being genuine when I ask you. Yeah. Yeah. Look at me. Huh? He's not Chinese. He's not. He looks Chinese. I know, but he's absolutely not Chinese. You 100% look Korean. Oh, thank you. Absolutely. Looks Chinese. Yeah, but he's not. I don't bring up a picture of Stevie. We be like, feel like you look Chinese. Yeah. There he is. That kid is Chinese on the right. Yeah. That's me. I know. No doubted my

mind. Yeah. We need a test. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that. If you saw him on the street, go, who's that little Chinese kid? Yeah. I love him so much. We love Stevie over here.

Like he looks like a Chinese guy that sells pineapples in the black market. Right. 100% yeah. Yeah. Can I tell you that a few episodes? Can I tell you about the totally? She Chinese too. Yeah. Yeah. Is that your Asian accent? No. Why are you doing this? Yeah. Yeah. I'm turning Japanese. Yeah.

Yeah. Whoa. A few episodes ago, I wore a sister brother shirt, a different color one. And we did notice. We did not know if you noticed. No, we would have said something. You noticed today. Yeah. We would have said something. It's fine. We're lucky to have you. Wait. So can I have this shirt there? Yeah, dude. Yeah. That's what we give it to you, dude. Yeah. That's actually a set shirt. It's new. No, we get we. No. I will say the material is much better. Yeah. Yeah. We're higher class. It has like a weight.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go change into that. Yeah. Go change into that. Please. Don't you think? Me time. Congratulations on that. Congratulations. I it's number one on Netflix. It's number one on Netflix. And also I would drive around town. Yeah. In every corner, there's a me time fucking thing. Yeah. And I say to myself, my one of my best friends is in that movie. And it's really cool. No, I am your best friend. Think about it. You're close. Think about it.

I have a couple. Theo. No. Not as close. No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But he's close. And Collyle is not anymore. She is still. Nope. We watch movies together last night. I'd watch movie with you last night. That's true. Speaking of which I went over and did trash Tuesday. They said you killed it. I had so much fun, dude. Honestly, I said you killed it. So much fun. And I do want to approach this with you. And I want to make sure that you're not uncomfortable about it. Uh oh. Was there a little sexual tension in the room? There were

you know who is between who? And Carlos. I guess I felt not bro bro. I have felt that for years. I have to say this to you. Right. I think that you're the reason why we're not together. I really do. And let me say something to you. I'll again. Right. Go for it. Because if you want to start a war with me, I will go to war with you. And let me say something right now. I have more minions. I have more people behind me and I will fucking bury you.

You pulled head fuck. Bobby. There's been no sexual attraction. I see you in the videos, dude. Oh, I know you ham up. You have it up, bro. It's just a work. I'm trying to do a good job. I know, but I've seen you on stage. You don't ham it up.

Oh, back. No, back. No, listen. That was a shot. I'm not shouting. I'm not shouting right now. Right. Back in the day, dude. You could have hammed it up because I see you hammed it up with Kaleila. Right. It's just Kaleila. It's everyone. It's fans.

Is it because? No, is it because you know you have a bigger dick than me? Um, I mean, I do know that. But how do you know that?

For a fact, because of senior dick. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. That's true. Facts. No, what I was. I did mean for this to get out of hand.

Yeah. I'm sorry. Carlos. I apologize to. He had sex with her on the shelf. Did you fuck her? No, I didn't. I'm sorry. Did you lay on top of her with your clothes on?

Yes. So you laid on top of my ex girlfriend with clothes on. And they fucked on camera. Pauli laid on top of juicy three weeks. Not like that.

Oh, you saw it. Yeah. You know what I get to do? You know what I get to do? You know what I get to do? My ex wife's already. I get to lay on your mom.

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