Bobby Mackey's Portal to Hell!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Nothing screams 'cool and chill' like a hundred year old well that's maybe a portal to hell! Bryan & Krissy assess the ghostly situation at Bobby Mackey's and find that the best response to anyone talking about their hell portal is "huh, interesting". Hambone & Hoadley in the morning? It’s girl Scout Cookie Szn, and Bryan's not allowed around anybody else's cookies! He needs his Taggies! Krissy & Bryan are both guilty of spending money on vinyl Bryan reveals he spent an absurd amount of money on a really shitty recording He’s got the Modest Touch! The secondary watch market is booming Bryan laments the loss of his Mickey Mouse Swatch Watch It’s the return of Ghost Hunters! If a ghost tells you to go into the basement and dig…you should There are probably Tagalongs buried down there Should Bryan & Krissy start a ghost hunting show? What drove Carl to dig in the basement? We’re guessing meth. Leave the 100 year old well alone! Dont release the demon hounds on earth, ok? What’s the flow in Hell? There’s nothing scarier than a dirty bathtub Does neosporin help demon bites? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:14.4	with a ghost from the portal to hell, I'd probably define that as a negative experience.
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