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Bad Friends

Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 11.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey! We have new merchie merchie, merch.
0:03.0	Marge, Marchie, Marchie.
0:05.0	This is like a fear and loathing kind of a vibe.
0:07.0	And this is like a shout out to the Beastie Boys album.
0:09.0	They come in a ton of different colors.
0:11.0	Yeah.
0:12.0	A ton of different varieties. We've got kroonex, hoodies, long sleeves, all sorts of fun stuff for you.
0:16.8	Go to bad friends merch dot com to get that now. bad friends merch.com.
0:21.3	I am running new jokes to put together my new hour. I'm in Houston, Tampa, Phoenix,
0:29.0	Nashville, Dallas, San Francisco. I'm just doing a bunch of clubs to put together the new hour.
0:34.6	Go to Andrew Santino.com for those tickets,
0:36.4	Andrew Santino.com.
0:37.7	You two are bad friends.
0:39.5	Who are these two, you idiots?
0:40.7	Why dude, and an Asian dude. You two idiots. A white dude and an Asian dude.
0:44.4	You two are disgusting.
0:46.6	Oh, you two or something.
0:48.3	We're bad friends.
0:49.8	Hi. It's good. Wow, Long Beach, I know this guy, but that was good
0:57.1	I loved Long Beach. That was such a fun, did you not have so much fun?
1:00.0	Not just fun, it was just kind of magical too and when there was sometimes there's magic. There was magic in the air. Yeah and I'll tell you this
1:07.6	Proud moment. What's your proud moment? Proud boy moment? Yeah. I think a proud boy moment last night was all of our agents and managers showing up simultaneously and talking and they talked actually for the first time in a long time.
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