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Bobby Loves Giant Melons

Bad Friends

Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee

Comedy, Stand-up

4.811.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Hey! We have new merchie merchie, merch.


Marge, Marchie, Marchie.


This is like a fear and loathing kind of a vibe.


And this is like a shout out to the Beastie Boys album.


They come in a ton of different colors.




A ton of different varieties. We've got kroonex, hoodies, long sleeves, all sorts of fun stuff for you.


Go to bad friends merch dot com to get that now. bad friends merch.com.


I am running new jokes to put together my new hour. I'm in Houston, Tampa, Phoenix,


Nashville, Dallas, San Francisco. I'm just doing a bunch of clubs to put together the new hour.


Go to Andrew Santino.com for those tickets,


Andrew Santino.com.


You two are bad friends.


Who are these two, you idiots?


Why dude, and an Asian dude. You two idiots. A white dude and an Asian dude.


You two are disgusting.


Oh, you two or something.


We're bad friends.


Hi. It's good. Wow, Long Beach, I know this guy, but that was good


I loved Long Beach. That was such a fun, did you not have so much fun?


Not just fun, it was just kind of magical too and when there was sometimes there's magic. There was magic in the air. Yeah and I'll tell you this


Proud moment. What's your proud moment? Proud boy moment? Yeah. I think a proud boy moment last night was all of our agents and managers showing up simultaneously and talking and they talked actually for the first time in a long time.


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