Welcome welcome to armchair expert. I'm Jack Shepard. I'm joined by Monica

Padman. That's us. How you doing? Pretty good. My ear reed. You're in it a lot. I've

been watching you dig in it with your pinky. I know I feel like there's bugs that went in there.

God this reminds me of my favorite thing I think I've told you in the past and

weirdly this guest is this is the perfect time to say this.

Okay. Because Bobby Lee lets it all hang out.

Yeah, it does.

So Bree was in Guatemala, you know about this,

and she had a crazy ear infection,

and then she ultimately finally went to the doctor and the doctor pulled out the most

beautiful object I've ever seen in my life. It was like if you can imagine when they cut off a pretty huge

hunk of hard cheese like out of a cheese wheel it was like it was big and it was

cold ball blue it was it okay possibly was

it was impossibly blue. No, it was just it was gorgeous. If you can look at our

faces on that quill it was that color. It did not look like a color a

human being could create. it was something got in there like maybe that was a rock that got in her ear or a pen

Right it looks so unhuman but, but it was undeniably beautiful.

It looked like a crazy jewel had been.

Yeah, so she came home with this plastic cylinder

and we would just lay in bed and stare at the thing and hold it up to the light.

In fact, I have half of mind to ask her if she still has it.

What treasure?

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