Hey guys, it's Kamel Anjiani.

My new stand-up special Night Thoughts is now streaming on Hulu.

I promise you're going to laugh.

I am an immigrant.

Are there any other immigrants here?

Okay, what you can't do is point at someone else.

My Thoughts is now streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus for bundle subscribers.

Terms apply.

That wasn't my call.

If it was my call, terms would not apply, but it's not my call.

Terms apply.

Hey, everybody, Bobby Lee here.

And I'm very excited because I'm shooting my first special January 16th, 2006, January 17th,

20206, and it's at the San Diego Balboa Theater. If somebody asked you, hey, what did you have to have for breakfast?

And I said, oh, I have frozen waffles. What's your first thought? If you ate frozen waffles for breakfast? What do you think it was? I'm sure that was delicious. But what is it? What is what? The frozen waffles. What is frozen waffles? I know. He stumped me with this question earlier. What the fuck are you talking about? Don't say hi me. Ask Bobby the same question. It's frozen waffles. What is this? It's who is. Oh, that's Leah's dog. Luna. Hi, Leah. Hi, Bobby. Hello. She's friendly. Nice. You okay? You okay? Where are you rushing from? Restaurant. I know it's working. Did you shave? You have like, it seems like glue on the side of your face. Yeah, your whole face looked like glue. My whole face. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you look like a glue person. Oh, I look like a glue person. Yeah, yeah, so who's the judge or here? Let me see what she's talking about. There's a wall of glue in here. I was

confused about what that is for. I'm obsessed with glue. Okay. Everyone has little picks. So that's, so you were, it was, you're speaking with me. I love you. Thank you for being here. She's talking about the calm that's on the side of the mouth.

Oh, yeah, the calm, yeah, it's the calm.

It's the calm that's on the side of the mouth.

It is come.

You know what, once a day, I do eat my own cum. You know what? Yeah, I run out of protein. I'm happy. I'm surprised they can reach your mouth. That is very impressive. No, I have transport. I transport it from my head. Anyway, let's move on. Okay, got you. We get, thank you, hello. Ivy Logue, Leah Sampson, Ivoogue. What a pleasure. Hi, May. Thank you. You don't, you don't get one. Yes, I do. This wig is real hair, so I can actually use the headphones. Do I need to? You don't have to. Okay. What? Yeah. Unless you want to hear his musical talent.

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