Bobby Is Scared to Go Night Night
Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!
Comedy Cellar Network
4.6 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 October 2014
⏱️ 113 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Robert Kelly's, you know what, dude, on the RiotCast Network, |
| 0:07.1 | RiotCast.com. |
| 0:08.6 | New RiotCast. |
| 0:11.0 | The Pete and Sebastian Show, with Pete Correlli and Sebastian Maniskelko. |
| 0:17.0 | It's so good to be here. |
| 0:20.0 | I don't drop F-bomb to old ladies ladies I mean I make my point but whoa dude |
| 0:27.5 | holy shit I'm impressed |
| 0:29.5 | shit what did you say to her Shut the fuck up and sit out. You verbally punched her in the face. |
| 0:44.0 | I don't. |
| 0:45.0 | I don't care if you got in your living room a photo with you with George Bush and |
| 0:51.0 | Obama. You got a drip and sink in a dirty shower. You're a zero. |
| 0:54.7 | What if you're like watching undercover boss, a show that's near and dear to you? |
| 1:04.4 | What if as you're getting upset and crying she just walks by on a way upstairs and cups your balls and go oh baby crying |
| 1:11.2 | Just shakes your balls a little and then goes upstairs. |
| 1:14.0 | Do you feel like she didn't have a right to do that or, |
| 1:17.0 | hey, you know, she's, I'm a husband, she could shake those balls no matter what, whenever she wants. |
| 1:21.0 | When I watch undercover boss, nobody touches me. |
| 1:26.7 | Okay? |
| 1:28.7 | This is the Pete and Sebastian show |
| 1:33.8 | now playing on the right cast network. |
| 1:35.6 | And I'm dying for a hot chocolate. |
| 1:38.8 | Oh my God, there's an edit. Okay, here's a deal. |
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