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So this homeowner in Fort Myers, all of a sudden his house is getting broken into, but the thing is he knows Jiu-Jitsu, and that's a problem for the robber.

Here.

But he was standing right here carrying my jackhammer case and my air gun case, and he told me that the boss sent him over here to pick up tools to finish his job.

Once we got to the ground, he started pushing me and fighting me, and I hit him one time. I was sitting in side control, sitting and holding him down when the police arrived. They told him he got exactly what he deserved. You know, he had a broken nose. The kids had been here. I probably would have been even angrier. I mean, bad news for the robber when you break into someone and he's a jujitsu expert. Yeah, he's lucky. He's lucky the guy and kill him. Yeah. Because if somebody's breaking into your house, they could feel threatened to do something even worse to you. Exactly. Wow. How about this one? Do you know what a juggalo is? No. It's someone who likes the insane clown posse.

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