Bob Vs. Cuts - No Holds Barred

The BrilliantlyDumb Show

Robby Berger

Sports, Society & Culture, Comedy

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

The Boys dive into Bob's New Studio, The Audi Club Debacle, Memorial Day, and Top 5 Gas Station Snacks!

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, please tell me that audio is nice. Please tell me that audio is real crispy. Here is that audio crispy.
0:09.2	Is that audio crispy? Oh boy.
0:11.5	Now the audio is crispy, but your screen is like a little blurry. It's not as high quality as I was expecting. I was expecting a 4k quality video feed. Mean cuts here. 4k.
0:20.4	It looks like he's coming in for a little session. Yeah. Yeah. Looks like the scene from a mirror. The first American pie when Jason Biggs is dancing on the web.
0:32.1	Yeah. It looks like he's going to do naughty things on a webcam. I hope you guys chat roulette. That's what he looks like. He's on. I hope you guys are joking.
0:39.3	Chat roulette. To be honest, I don't find it funny. I don't find it funny one bit. I got to be honest. Neither do I. A lot of a lot of time and money was spent on this studio.
0:48.9	Yeah. I don't think it's up to par. Fuck you. I'm not lagging. Don't tell me I'm like, because that's come on. Cuz that's gonna fuck up the show. The fuck is wrong with you guys, man. Am I in my life?
1:01.6	It's a little blurry. I'm not fucking hitting. Come on. You look like he's got more than he bargained for.
1:08.9	You are lagging. I'm not. Bob, I'm not actually my action. Yeah. Yeah. I just want to be slow. That's lagging. It's lagging.
1:17.4	Yeah. 100%. Are you being serious? I would not swear on my children. Yeah. He was a lot of people and make that up. I wouldn't do this.
1:27.4	So what's the play here? Do I restart? Do I restart? That's how you go back to the basics.
1:33.0	Jesus Christ. You guys are.
1:37.7	God's is going for the giant. That's 4k baby. That's 4k. That is a 4k.
1:45.4	4k. 4k.
1:47.0	And my good should I should I should I restart?
1:51.0	It looks like the lighting. Yeah. The lighting is way off. Yeah. I can't wait.
1:56.9	I'm going to kill you guys. I'm going to really get you guys are such. Wow. It's so.
2:02.9	It's fair not to spare the expense on the golden tea and focus more on the lighting.
2:08.9	The golden golden lighting would have been better than golden tea. Let me know already.
2:16.1	I don't want to ready to start the show. Yeah. Happy Memorial Day, fellas.
2:19.8	You guys are going to be ready to start the show.
2:21.8	Oh my god.
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