Bob Tries to Lift Callers Out of the Blues

Bob Saget's Here For You

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4.4 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2020

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Bob's on the phone calling people and he's learning a lot. A conversation with a Navy vet who worked on a submarine reveals if MEGs are real and why designing cars is his true passion. Later, a woman tells Bob what it's like to do a cross country trip during Covid times. Plus, Bob shares a conversation with a graphic designer who loves to free associate just as much as Bob does and it's a very good time.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody and this is the story of how I met your mother.
0:17.0	Now see I never met your mother. I mean even I might have but the odds are extremely rare and I'm not that kind of person.
0:24.2	You know what I mean?
0:24.9	It usually would be like, hey, can I have a picture with you?
0:27.2	And I sure.
0:27.9	Let me just get my clothes on.
0:29.3	No, see, that's the kind of joke you can't do anymore.
0:31.4	And it never happened. because it's opposite day.
0:34.7	Actually this is Bob Sackett's here for you and I am here for you forgive the
0:40.6	opening with something so irreverent and so heinous in this difficult non-PC
0:46.7	time I just want to I guess make you feel good entertain you I don't think take my clothes off kind of premises is a good idea.
0:56.2	But I did it and I ain't cutting it. So this is one of those special episodes where I get to call you guys. You have
1:01.7	called you have left messages for me. I
1:04.3	posted it on Instagram stories and on Twitter. So I'm really happy that you guys are
1:10.7	digging, digging. 50ss I work for the city that you're digging this
1:16.7	podcast it means a lot to me because I'm gonna do it forever I'm not doing this
1:21.3	because oh we've been in quarantine so I'm not doing this because, oh, we've been in quarantine, so I'm doing this so that, you know, I can't go on tour, I can't do a TV show, so this is not my, this is the day job I'm keeping because it just fulfills me and it makes me feel good to talk to you guys.
1:38.0	And if you look up top, I have to tell you these things.
1:41.0	These are the prayers of Podcastville, which is to subscribe and rate and review the podcast.
1:48.0	You can follow it, if that's how you do it, on whatever you're hearing this.
1:52.0	I'm sending you a lot of good
1:54.4	wishes and I got um's always good let you know how good your broadcaster is.
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