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it was the best Christmas I ever

he says it was the best Christmas he ever

Merry Christmas

And now from the brightly decorated Bob and Cherry Holiday Studios

It's Bob and Sherry

Oh counting down

Just nine more days to the big day

And if you are a single person

And you're experiencing some dread about

what Christmas Eve and Christmas Day is going to be like with your nosy relatives,

demanding no if you're ever going to meet anyone or get married or start a family or any of that,

you should know about Jacenia Rebecca because she's now she's based in Miami she has a Christmas girlfriend

package for sale on social media she has three different packages on offer the of for

the Christmas girlfriend if you go with a silver package it's going to cost you $250 plus a Christmas gift.

And in exchange for your $250, she will come to your family's home, your relative's home.

She'll spend two hours eating dinner and charming them with conversation. Now, for the gold package, that's

$450. She'll stay for three hours and she'll tell a really cute story about how you two met.

And it'll just, the family will just be over the moon.

Now, if you've got 600 bucks, that's the platinum package.

She'll stay with your family for six hours.

She'll say, I love you to the paying client in front of your family.

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