Bob Seger Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2023

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Please, for the love of all that is decent in the world, leave those old records on the shelf, Bob! Even if the music you grew up on was once half as cool as you seem to think - which it wasn't - and even if you yourself were once half as cool as you seem to think - which you definitely weren't - what about any of that would lead you to believe the world needs you to write approximately 80 songs on that topic and only that topic?! Nobody cares that you used to get your dick wet, dude. You've got to stop singing about it. It was already weird about 40 years ago and at this point it's become a fairly serious problem, for you, for us, for everyone still living under the delusion that these songs were ever awesome... Press play on this episode to let Mark and Tyler free you from the spell of Mr. Seger's past!

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0:00.0	Yeah, great fruit, German, great fruit beer juice.
0:16.4	This is great fruit juice made by the Germans.
0:19.7	My beer is American.
0:20.7	Look, it kind of actually looks like Bob's Eager on the side of it.
0:23.6	Yeah, I guess.
0:24.9	That's why I bought it specifically because Bob's Eager is a hero of mine.
0:29.9	It's a shame we're doing this episode.
0:32.1	I'm just trying to win over our Detroit fans who are right now screaming at the top of
0:37.4	their lungs.
0:38.4	I can't believe they would do this to me.
0:40.3	You should be doing a fucking ICP episode or an M&M episode.
0:44.1	They bring Detroit down.
0:47.2	I cannot be the only person who has ever wondered how Bob's Eager managed to get a record
0:53.1	deal.
0:54.1	Right?
0:55.1	No.
0:56.8	So if you look into Bob's Eager's origin story, it truly seems as if this guy just joined
1:02.2	every band who ever asked him to do anything and kept doing that over and over.
1:07.6	Try a new band, try a new band, try a new band until something somehow finally clicked.
1:13.2	He was dedicated, man.
1:14.4	He was dedicated to the art.
1:16.3	It seems like it was this or nothing else for this guy.
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