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🗓️ 13 March 2017
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Bob Saget stops by the show to talk about how seriously he takes his commitment to being my new best friend, touring in advance of his new special, joke theft, Fuller House, his rat infestation, the indie movie Jake he's getting ready to direct, Broadway, his priorities when it comes to standup, grief, his girlfriend, social media (John Mayer set up his Snapchat), shower curtains and so much more. We also took questions from listeners and did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.
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0:00.0 | Hey everyone, hi, hello, it is me Allison Rosen, welcome to another episode of Allison Rosen's |
0:27.7 | Unibest Friend. I'm sitting here with the one and only Bob Sagitt. Hello. Thank you. Thank you all of you. Thank you. Actually, I've changed my name. It says Z1 and only before my name. That's smart. Yeah, I'm like a resort in Cabo. Right. Do you have a little trademark symbol as well? Just in case it's a lion's head going through a rectum. I don't know why I had to add that. Wow. Now do you see yourself more as the rectum or as the lion? As a lion. |
0:57.7 | I'm just eating through the life. You know, the rectum of life. Well, it's a difficult life for many people. A lot of people are trying to eat their way through the rectum. Is it a difficult life for you, Bob? I am very fortunate in that I have three amazing daughters. I have a girlfriend who is a woman since last I saw you. You're a single then. You're happily single. I was happily single. I didn't think I'd meet because I was coming fresh out of something that |
1:27.7 | wasn't working. This is a refreshing thing. She's a grown up and has a life and she's considered it and actually cares about me. Is that is all of this out of character for you? It's a little out of contrast because I'm 16 now. I got divorced 20 years ago. I don't know why people say you know because I don't know how you would know. It's an expression. You know, you know. |
1:56.7 | I would know. I mean, I would maybe know because I interviewed you. Yeah, some years ago. Correct. But they would not know. Right. But I know. But like I get I get the I get what you're saying. I'm picking up what you're laying down. You know when I'm laying. |
2:10.7 | I don't know who you are. Well, she's a great person. So that's the good news. So you've been divorced 20 years. Are you got divorced 20 years ago? Yeah. And I have these three amazing kids who are now 30, 27, 24. |
2:23.7 | And they're cool as hell. They're all artists. And I'm out doing stand up like a banshee right now with goals to do a new special by April or May. |
2:35.7 | And then I'm directing a movie in May that I'm in. And then I'm doing of course Fuller House because that's busy is good for me. So I guess I'm happy when I'm busy because when I'm not busy, I don't time is not been good for me. |
2:50.7 | I've always been always made myself busy when I wasn't busy. But and and having a relationship is a fun thing to do. I'm just at a place where I want one now, which happens to people that are all single, you know, you don't want to have to answer to anybody. |
3:09.7 | Right. But I don't know. I'm older now and I'm just feeling like it's nice to share something with someone and she's we just have fun personalities together. So I'm feeling very good about this. |
3:22.7 | How'd you guys meet? Well, I it's really embarrassing and this sounds so incredibly showbizzy gross. But I saw I was flipping through food websites. |
3:36.7 | And I saw her her Instagram, but it's mostly about food and and she's a food person on in Chicago out of Chicago. And I called a friend of mine, talked to Rokhan, who's a big Chicago radio guy and television guy. And I said, is this girl a bitch and. |
3:59.7 | Does that what you really asked? Yeah. Okay. And he said no, no, my fiance loves her and she's a doll. So she came out here for business and we kind of. |
4:11.7 | Was out with her and her posse. She had like four people with her all working with her and all of her meetings. And then I didn't make that much of it. And then I found out that it was more than I thought it was. |
4:25.7 | And then two weeks later, I took her on a date in Vegas, flew to Vegas and we saw Michael Jackson's show. Well, what else put you together that and and absent, which is that funny circuit of sole show. |
4:41.7 | I've seen that one and we drank absent. So that was the end of that. And that was it. But we hadn't even we hadn't even gone of my second base, you know, which I don't know what that is now. I think that's. |
4:52.7 | That's that bibs. I think a second base now is full for occasion. I know fifth base. You're actually cannibals. You just eat each other's brains and private parts. But. |
5:02.7 | But and she's a food person. I'll. What kind of food person? Yeah, her her her site and her Instagram is called eat travel rocks. So she goes around the world and they pay her to go to Japan and Switzerland and show fine food everywhere. But she's so cool. |
5:20.7 | She's a cargo based and she just it's really nice. She's she moved to LA and so we're together now. She moved to LA for you. Seems it. |
5:30.7 | It's sure it does. Yeah, we just started. But we had to bust. We started a week ago, but then my house was in festive with rats like seriously. So I've had like had it to have all my air conditioners taken out and all my ductwork done. |
5:47.7 | So I've just spent like a fortune. There goes all the money. I was going to give her. It is now in the interview where I come to a fork in the road. Do I spend the rest of the time every single minute of it just talking to you about rats? |
6:00.7 | Do you have you ever had rats? I've had mice. Right. It's different. I understand. No, yeah. That's like. But I so will the beast compared to a ferret. And I couldn't handle having ferrets in my apartment. I don't like it. When I lived in New York, we had a mouse problem. |
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