Hi, my name is Bob Odenkirk, and I feel chocolate chip about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking loose, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Hey there, welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend,

slightly different situation today.

I am in New York City.

I made up a name for it.

I call it the Big Apple.

Just came up with it yesterday.

And I'm sitting here with David Hopping.

How are you, David?

I'm good.

David, of course, grew up in a cornfield, completely unfamiliar with the city. But it's overwhelming for you. He keeps looking up at the skyscrapers, clutching his cardboard suitcase and saying, gaggagg, garch. How did they build them? They're so tall. Yeah. Anyway, he said, they're like silos with windows. And I said, just take it easy, David. You'll get used to it. And this is nice. We have a connection back to L.A. with my perpetual chum for life. My ride or die buddy, Sona, love Sessian. No go gorley today because she's off at a, I think, what is he doing? He's at a, oh, it's like a festival where everyone just looks at their old 45s. Is that what he's doing? Wait, is he at like the Renaissance fair? No? Where is he? What do you mean he's at a fair? Is he at a mean? I'm sorry, you're probably new to me. I made something up. Sona just to have fun. Sorry. I thought like when you said fair, I thought, oh my God, did he miss work? Because he's at the right. You know what I'd love to do? I'd love to do improvisation with Sonam of Sessian. Like, hey, welcome to my ice cream shop. Wait a minute. This is an ice cream shop. I thought we were on a stage. Curtain comes down. Boo, boo. Conan was good, but who was that lady? No, they'll be like, oh, she just redefined improv. Yes. Yeah. Possible. Yeah, you could be the Oppenheimer of improv. Oh, God. Just say, like, what are you talking about? This is not, no, we're on a stage. This is not an ice cream shop. Yeah. Audience, she just blew through my mind, man. Or I could say, like, can you list all the flavors for me? And then it just derails the whole sketch because you're just like strawberry vanilla chocolate

Rocky Road you're good at this rainbow sherbet you're a good improviser I'm now I'm

now I'm out okay uh mint chocolate chip hazel nut

hasti oh David has one corn corn flavor oh David has one corn flavor that good one David was that your was that your has one corn flavor. Okay. Good one, David.

Was that your impression of me?

Corn flavor.

What do I say?

I like corn flavor.

I'm going to go see the Broadway show Smash.

I did.

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