How many ties could a hen tie him if a hen tie could him ties?

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. I of course don't know what any of that means, but thank you

to Rokey for that catchphrase of mission. I don't think it's going to stick as I have

no idea what the definition of hen tie is. I don't know what it is, so I will not be

saying that every week. But nice try, Rokey. Thank you so much. Welcome to the show. We

have a great one. My name is Scott Ackerman. It's Comedy Bang Bang for another edition

we're deep, so deep in October right now. And we have a good show coming up a little

later. We have a corporate executive. We also have someone who works at a zoo. We're

really running the gamut with guests today. But before we get to them, let's get to our

first guest, our guest of honors. He's a returning champion. He's been here since the very

first year on the show. I remember episodes he did back in the radio station when we

were there. He is of course, you know him from his AMC shows, I Cal Sal, and the teacher

who gets mildly annoyed. The bad breakers, bad breakers. I loved them. Game show. Yeah, of

course. Hosted by Brian Cranston. Brian Cranston, one of the best game show hosts of all

time, Chuck Woolery, Pat J. Jack, Brian Cranston, in which contestants try to make a crystal

math, which wasn't illegal at the time. No, I think it was actually in Coke. People,

yeah, people loved it back then. It was like, oh, okay. It was actually in a lot of

burritos used in everything. Mountain Dew. They didn't realize it got you high. Fertilizer

a lot of times. They used it in there. Fertilizer. And what's weird is buildings were

made out of. Buildings. Birds. Birds have had crystal meth in it. Birds naturally have crystal

meth in them. Is that what you're saying? Yeah, exactly. That's a way to make it sometimes

is extracted. A lot like, you know, somebody's like you and I, you know, straddle. Dread

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